Eli Manning just played in the Super Bowl. And was on the winning team
. And was the MVP for the winning team. And deserved it. Because he led a two-minute drill to win the game of his life. Over the team of the decade. Which was an unprecedented 18-0
at the time. And being billed as the greatest team in history
. Ever. Kind of like a certain college football team
was a few years ago.
Also, if I didn't know better, I'd think that toward the end of the game, I saw a commercial with a man jump-starting a vehicle via nipple clamps. But surely I had to be mistaken.