Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Literal answers to rhetorical questions

From a Birmingham News story Tuesday: "[W]ho's to say the perfect burger isn't worth $18 or even $100?"

Me. I am to say this. I will never pay $100 for a hamburger. At least not until inflation makes me.


Anonymous Newspaper Hack said...

Unless said burger is from motherfuckin' Milo's. I miss that sweet purveyor of saturated fats.

9:49 PM  

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