Too absurd not to be real
At that rate, we're in danger of birthing future generations that may never know what it's like to breathe lead-tainted air. But fear not; the leader who earlier this year suggested cutbacks on environmental regulations as a key way to lower gas prices is still in charge. Now that we have plenty of spare room in the nation's atmosphere where all the lead used to be, the Bush administration wants to try to eliminate the EPA limitations that have reduced the amount of lead in our lungs for so many years.
There must be a worse idea out there somewhere, right?