We'll call it Appendix A

If U.S. senators follow their House compatriots' lead, we'll need to add a federal subsection to the Alabama gambling guide as part of the latest edition of the enthralling, frequently updated read. For the record, the federal legislation would ban the immoral scourge of online wagering -- except, of course, for lotteries and bets placed on horse races, which are wholesome and unobjectionable because they have more influential Capitol Hill supporters.