Insert obligatory Auburn joke here

Allegations of "fake classes" for football players on the Plains, you say? We may have a whole new explanation for Auburn's lofty performance in the recent NCAA academic progress rankings. For sure, we have a whole new T-shirt theme.

This sort of thing probably isn't an isolated incident in college football, of course, and these revelations won't do much for the state's national image, but surely you'll still let me have a little fun.