Especially the automatic flush kind

Lee over at A Bama Blog caught a Huntsville Times classic that I missed. Here's former Republican Gov. Guy Hunt's reaction to news that a rest stop would bear his name: "A lot of people have buildings named after them, bridges and roads, but the one thing everybody does is use the bathroom. And then I got to thinking, I have had the times, and you have, too, when you really, really have to go that there's nothing more beautiful than a urinal."

Yes, he did get elected. Twice.