Wednesday, January 25, 2006

In fact, you shouldn't even read this post

President Bush stopped by the super-secret National Security Agency headquarters today to give a super-secret speech, presumably about super-secret things that you have no business knowing. So here's a wire story about it.

2 Comments:

Blogger Newspaper Hack said...

And when Bush says, "enemies," he means anyone that values the Bill of Rights, health care, higher education (fuck -- primary and secondary, too), the poor, the elderly, people that aren't overly religious (Muslims that are observant and some Jews in the Northeast and South Florida don't count as "good guys"), gays, most blacks, many Hispanics and a sizable portion of America that still likes sex, drugs and rock 'n roll.

6:40 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

Aaaaggghhhh! My eyes! My eyes! I've seen top super double secret stuff. How can I live?

(sorry...)

8:54 PM  

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