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A Birmingham weatherman says he doesn't know any television meteorologists who believe human activity is causing global warming. Therefore, it must not be.
Alabama Attorney General Troy King says it's good to spend time with friends and family at church and baseball games. Therefore, no one should criticize him for accepting free baseball tickets for his family and church friends from a company whose customers his office represents before the Public Service Commission.
President Bush says his plan to do even more of the exact same things that haven't worked in Iraq thus far will work this time "[b]ecause it has to" work. Therefore, it will work.
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Alabama Attorney General Troy King says it's good to spend time with friends and family at church and baseball games. Therefore, no one should criticize him for accepting free baseball tickets for his family and church friends from a company whose customers his office represents before the Public Service Commission.
President Bush says his plan to do even more of the exact same things that haven't worked in Iraq thus far will work this time "[b]ecause it has to" work. Therefore, it will work.
This message has been brought to you by the Faulty Logic Society.
posted by Alabamian at 6:30 AM
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