Saturday, June 10, 2006

Sometimes I watch the other football, too

Is it wrong that I just viewed 90 minutes of live soccer between Argentina and the Ivory Coast and actually enjoyed it? I mean, this sort of thing only happens once every four years. I swear.


Blogger King Cockfight said...

You sir, are not an American citizen.

Perhaps at one time you were, but you were likely hollowed in your sleep recently by an illegal Mexican immigrant who is now wearing you as an American suit in an experiment to find new ways to erode away our distinct American culture. You should be deported immediately.

Now if you will excuse me, sir, I will protest your forced defection by doing the most American thing I can: enjoying a southwestern chicken quesadilla and chicken parmesan at the local O'Charleys.

11:33 PM  
Blogger Alabamian said...

Don't forget the Heineken.

2:45 AM  

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