Capische?

Former Gov. Don Siegelman isn't a wuss, OK? In fact, he can't stand wusses. Because Alabama won't get a lottery if he's a wuss. Which he definitely isn't.

He may or may not run for governor next year; that's for non-wusses like him to decide on their own time. But just in case, why don't you take this "DON '06" bumper sticker -- "It could be any Don '06," he reminds you -- and put it on your car. Right now.

And don't forget your garden shears.