They'll run out of TV money eventually, right?

What have we learned from the Republican primary race in our state's 2nd Congressional District? That we need to fight some vast, nebulous liberal conspiracy. That we must despise all taxes with every fiber of our being. And that we should feel outrage over the prospect that someone might speak Spanish on the telephone.

Just seeing these ads on the Internet is a strong argument to give up television forever. Not that I'll listen, of course.

Wherever you are in Alabama, go to your polling place and vote today. You'll feel better, and it might make the ads go away.