Monday, September 24, 2007

Why do you all keep staring?

Iran's president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, totally doesn't know any gay Iranians. Because there aren't any, he told the world today.

And OK, even if there were some -- which, again, there absolutely aren't -- he certainly wouldn't know anything about who they are, or where they live, or what they like to do. Look, what you need to understand is that he's not the kind of guy who would spend his time just hanging around a bunch of gay people.

Which is convenient, because there aren't any in Iran. Which is where he lives. And gay people don't. None.


Anonymous Frontburner said...

Ahmadinejad is dangerous to gays but don't allow his foolish appearance and comments beguile you into thinking he is a harmless buffoon. He is real trouble.

6:03 PM  
Anonymous pepsionice said...

An interesting aspect of his life...he was a instructor with the Basij, the youth volunteer organization that enforces the Islamic Republic's strict religious codes. The Basij crisscrossed the local town via motorcycles, searching for women out in public in violation of strict Muslim dress codes or in the company of males who were not close relatives. This is a pretty neat job because you get to meet all of the sluts in the area and actually get dates later with them. It also helps to get a free scooter....which probably includes fuel.

10:56 AM  

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