Over his shoulder, a piano falls

Two things tell me that former U.S. Rep. Tom Bevill, D-Jasper, hasn't been calling people this week to solicit donations for the Republican Party, as a telephone recording allegedly claimed. The first thing is that D after his name. The other is the fact that he's been dead since March.

FYI, the first reader to get the painfully obvious song reference wins bragging rights and, well, nothing else. You should be quite familiar with the guide by now.