Yeah, that's not happening

Larry Darby wants to be Alabama's attorney general, but he faces a few obstacles on his road to electoral success.

First, he'd have to win a Democratic primary race against Mobile County District Attorney John Tyson, Jr., a very formidable opponent who's popular in an area of the state that ordinarily trends heavily Republican.

Second, he founded the Atheist Law Center, which won't play too well with hundreds of thousands of Christian conservatives.

Third, he hosted a speech by a Holocaust denier this summer, which won't play too well with anyone at all.