Truly nothin' like 'em nowhere

Sure, the prospects of an Iron Bowl victory, a 10-1 regular season, a potential BCS bowl bid, and an outside shot at an SEC title should be more than enough motivation for Alabama to want to stomp a mudhole in Auburn this weekend. But in case they're not, now the Crimson Tide also could be playing to quench Tuscaloosa Mayor Walt Maddox's thirst.

For the record, I've had both Dreamland ribs and Toomer's Drugs lemonade. No offense to the Toomer's people, but Auburn Mayor Bill Ham's potential prize is definitely better.