Friday, July 29, 2005

Seriously, birds, they aren't kidding

The 125-decibel, propane-fueled cannon at the Shelby County Airport hasn't driven away the egrets, who love the easy fishing too much to leave the runway area. They have until the fall to straighten up and fly right (off) before facing dire consequences.

2 Comments:

Blogger King Cockfight said...

Yet another reason why we must ratify our second ban on gay marriage.

The only way to stop the egrets is to bring down the queerocracy that is sweeping over our holy state that Roy Moore himself died for -- in a professional sense.

PUT THE HETERO BACK INTO ALAHETEROBAMA.

11:52 PM  
Blogger Rurality said...

I recommend getting a dog. A Great Pyrenees usually works nicely.

6:44 AM  

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